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A limerick is a five-line poem written with one couplet and one triplet.
A couplet is a two-line rhymed poem
A triplet would be a three-line rhymed poem.
"A flea and a fly in a flue
Were caught, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee."
"Let us fly," said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue."
- Ogden Nash
Limericks are meant to be funny.
They often contain hyperbole, onomatopoeia, idioms, puns, and other figurative devices.
The last line of a good limerick contains the PUNCH LINE!
Some people say that the limerick was invented by soldiers returning from France to the Irish town of Limerick in the 1700's.
Sound easy, huh? ![]()
Here's the very last item that needs to be added to your list! Let's dig into this rhyming pattern in a little more detail.
Limericks are written with an anapestic tetrameter, "...which is a poetic meter that has four anapestic metrical feet per line. Each foot has two unstressed syllables followed by a stressed syllable..."
"An anapaest is a metrical foot used in formal poetry."
The limerick has five lines. Lines one, two & five are the same length as each other. Lines three & four match each other, but are shorter than one, two & five.
So far, so good, but how long is long and how short is short?
How to rhyme, the pattern, practice, and more!
The rhyme pattern is AABBA - lines 1, 2 and 5 contain 3 beats and RHYME, and lines 3 and 4 have two beats and RHYME.
(All the A's rhyme together and all the B's rhyme), here is an example:

a little limerickAlison Annabel Nighwritten by ~mooseyfategirl
wondered why humans cant fly
she held her arms stiff
and jumped off a cliff
and then she figured out why

camera camera camera camera football football football football
So, the triplet (camera) rhythm is always used in limericks. The duplet (football) rhythm is not. Now apply camera to the regular clapping pulse, and you get this:
a camera camera man (duh)
a camera camera man (duh)
a camera man
a camera man
a camera camera man (duh)
And that is the basic verse form, pulse and rhythm of every limerick. Slight variations are normal and inevitable, but again, unless your verse conforms to that underlying pattern, it simply isn't a limerick.
This is the easiest part. Lines 1, 2 & 5 (the longer lines) rhyme with each other. Lines 3 & 4 (the short lines) rhyme together. Because limericks are very short, the rhyming needs to be good!
This website is very handy!

A COLLECTION OF WONDERFUL LIMERICKS FROM DEVIANTART

A Silly LimerickThere once was a young man named Hugh
Who found a rather large frog in his shoe.
"Oh no!" he cried out
And started jumping about
And squished the poor frog into goo.
LimerickI'm writing a poem about nothing;
I'm really quite bored anyway.
As I write this short verse,
I think something worse:
I've wasted a minute of your day.
LimerickThere once was a cannibal named Orange,
Who put all his victims in cold storage.
George said, "Hey, that doesn't rhyme!"
But there was no time!
For George was soon made into porridge.
Math LimerickA dozen, a gross, and a score,
Plues three times the square root of four,
Divided by seven,
Plues five times eleven,
Is nine squared, and not a bit more
Layton and the LimerickThere once was a man who loved puzzles
That made everyone else so confuzzled
Wherever he went
His brainpower was spent
And the townsfolk demanded him muzzled
LOL at that Limerick Contest

Christian Bale viewed his reflection with a grin
He was covered from big toe to chin
Halloween was his fave
And sweets he did crave
Yup, the 'Dark Knight' would soon ride again
With pumpkin-bucket, he stood at the door
He had rung this doorbell twice before
His Batman costume was a hit
But a rather tight fit
He'd already eaten candies galore
The little kids were all up in a riot
The big kid in the Bat-suit was a pirate
He was collecting every treat
Down their little street
It was time for the Bat-dude to 'buy-it'
Christian heard an internal alarm bell
And finally the other shoe fell
Little monsters converged
Their sugarless
"I wish that my room had a floor!
I don't so much care for a door,
But this crawling around
Without touching the ground
Is getting to be quite a bore!"
- Gelett Burgess
"There was a young girl from Madras
Who had a most beautiful ass
Not rounded and pink
As so you may think
But gray, with long ears, and ate grass."
- Anonymous
"There was a young fellow of Wheeling
Endowed with such delicate feeling
When he read on the door,
"Don't spat on the floor"
He jumped up and spat on the ceiling!
- American version

I need to thank the following website sources that helped me write this blog entry:
The Limerick Recipe: Verse, Rhyme, Rhythm, and Pulse
Limerick Beat: Clap Your Way To Learning
With witch group?? O-O